(From left to right) Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Toll Road (Randy Couture), Galgo (Antonio Banderas), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Doc (Wesley Snipes), and Gunner Jensen (Dolph Lundgren) in “THE EXPENDABLES 3.”
Three films in now, you should know exactly what you’re in for with “The Expendables 3.” That will inevitably be disappointing for those expecting some thoughtful commentary on action from a collection of actors who starred in the biggest action hits of the 1980s and 1990s.
For viewers a bit more realistic with their expectations, “The Expendables 3” is another crazy spectacle chock full of ridiculous action, bad puns and references to the stars’ glory days in a fitting finale to the 2014 summer blockbuster season. Take it seriously at your own risk, but it’s so much more fun to treat it like the old school action homage the series has always been.
(From left to right) Toll Road (Randy Couture), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) and Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone).
Director Patrick Hughes wastes little time staging an elaborate opening act. The Expendables — Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone, “Escape Plan”), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham, “Fast & Furious 6”), Gunnar (Dolph Lundgren) and Toll Road (Randy Couture) — attack an armored train and spring founding member Doc (Wesley Snipes, “Brooklyn’s Finest”) from imprisonment.
Then it’s off to rendezvous with Caesar (Terry Crews) to take on their latest job — assassinating the criminal mastermind Stonebanks (a wickedly fun Mel Gibson having a good time playing the over the top bad guy). But Stonebanks has a history with the team and proves a very competent opponent.
After a teammate gets severely wounded on the mission, Barney disbands the team he’s come to regard as a family. Barney’s new CIA contact Drummer (Harrison Ford) isn’t happy that Stonebanks escaped and tells Barney he’s to be brought back alive.
Barney has his pal Bonaparte (Kelsey Grammer, “Think Like a Man Too”) round up a group he has no connection to — in essence, an expendable team of Expendables.
Through the standard “new character introduction” sequence, we meet tech whiz Thorn (Glen Powell, “The Dark Knight Rises”); weapons expert Mars (boxer Victor Ortiz); hand to hand dynamo Luna (MMA star Ronda Rousey) and daredevil Smilee (Kellan Lutz, “The Legend of Hercules”). Arnold Schwarzenegger (“Sabotage“) returns to reprise his role of Trench and Antonio Banderas joins the team as Galgo, a motor mouth scene-stealer who provides the film’s biggest laughs.
Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, who previously teamed on the enjoyable “Olympus Has Fallen,” work in the new additions smartly without making the old guard seem obsolete. Dialogue or acting has never been a strong suit of the franchise and this one is no different although there are a few good lines that poke fun at the cast.
Ortiz and Rousey, in their film debuts, are expectedly stiff and Luna’s “Men!” catchphrase is hardly as cool as they likely envisioned. But honestly, who was going to a Stallone or Schwarzenegger movie for their dialogue even in the 1980s?
Mel Gibson stars as Conrad Stonebanks.
The differences between the two Expendables factions get ironed out in time for a video game-esque final act complete with tanks, helicopters and a small army. There’s no other way around it — the action is completely insane, but so much fun to watch play out. Hughes doesn’t get overwhelmed with the action and handles the various battles smoothly despite the number of characters in black military attire.
In a switch from the first two R-rated installments, this outing carries a PG-13 rating. That concerned some fans worried that the action would be severely toned down, but short of bodies being exploded and gratuitous blood sprays, this is hardly “Expendables”-light as the language and action gets as close as possible to an R-rating.
I’m almost positive the world doesn’t necessarily need a fourth “Expendables” film, but if Stallone wants to get the band back together for another outing and they can remain this unapologetically fun, then there’s no reason to stop now.
Rating: 8.5 out of 10
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Good review. It’s a dumb movie, but it’s what I expected. Therefore, I had fun. Hate to say it.
LOL yeah Dan. It’s a series you try not to tell too many high-brow folk you enjoy, but it’s goofy fun at it’s best.
All i need to know is it better than the godawful second one. that one had its moments in closing but was kind of a downer. thats all need to know.
Honestly man, these are guilty pleasures of mine so I’ve liked all three.
dont make me go jack bauer on you and be like answer the question!! lol. see when i get that wwe game, im going to take it on you jeff. I hope you create a spiderman character and come get some. How about this.. if you a snipes fan, will that person be pleased? thanks man
LOL.
I will create a Spidey 2 character just to smack you down with!
Snipes fans should be very happy with it.